Whatever happened to truth in advertising? I found the original Walmart Fan Club ad on Facebook deeply offensive and complete devoid of truth.  (I added the word “Avoid.”) First off, one does not—cannot—save money at Walmart.  One spends money at Walmart. That’s the only reason people go there.  And one does not live better because of Walmart. One dies faster and fatter because of Walmart’s smorgasbord of cheap goods, most of which are exceedingly bad for one’s health.

Then I asked my Facebook friends a rhetorical question:

Is this like being a fan of Exxon?

Well, is it?

She gets a 1.25 MM advance to write a tell all.  And didn’t write it!

Lynn Vincent and Sarah Palin

Lynn Vincent, the real writer of “Going Rogue” and Sarah Palin

Rogue:

a dishonest or worthless person (n)
a mischievous person (n)
a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave (n)
an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation (n)
resembling a rogue elephant especially in being isolated, aberrant, dangerous, or uncontrollable (adj)
corrupt, dishonest (adj)

Merriam Webster

Thanks to sarahwatch.org



A local couple looks forward to a long weekend attending a music festival 120 miles from their mountaintop home.  Man gets up early the day before they plan to depart and drives his econobox diesel import 90 miles closer to the event to set up a tent early (he’s a cautious guy) to reserve a spot in a campground located 30 miles from the festival grounds.

90 miles later, the man returns home, having laid the groundwork for a wonderful American-style weekend.

Early the next morning the man gets up and drives 40 miles round trip to drop off their dog to a dogsitter. (Me.) Man then returns home, hooks up pickup truck to his 5th wheel RV and along with spousal unit drives 75 miles up and over a mountain pass back to the aforementioned campground.  Sets up RV camp, eats dinner. Probably asleep before sunset.

Friday morning they get in their pickup truck and drive 30 miles to the festival. Drink beer, eat food, listen to music. All well and good. Then its 30 more miles back to camp.

Saturday morning they again drive 30 miles to the festival. Drink beer, eat food, listen to music. All well and good. Then its 30 more miles back to camp.

Sunday morning they drive 30 miles to the festival. Drink beer, eat food, listen to music. All well and good. By afternoon they’ve had enough of the sun, food and music, then its 30 more miles back to camp. The man and woman pack up and head home, 75 miles away.

Once back home, man drops off spousal unit and RV, jumps back into the econobox and drives 40 miles round trip to retrieve his dog.

He was dog tired too.

Isn’t freedom wonderful?

180
40
90
180
90
40
___
720 miles

But is this kind of excess an anomaly for the couple in their quest for mobility? Uh, nope. The man has driven more than once from Montana to the east coast to bring cases of wine to his old friends.

I see from my site log that a person online from Wasilla visited after clicking a Google search link to an earlier post about SarahPAC one week after Obama took office.  Golly. I hope I didn’t hurt anyone’s feelings, especially Sarah’s, with what I said.

I hope you, Sarah, can keep up with everything we in the chattering class have to say.  I’m sure it gets old, huh? Has anyone (possibly even a cursed “liberal”) ever offered criticism you felt was valid and it made you somehow stronger?

That WaPo letter you wrote today expressing your concern about Obama’s Cap and Trade actions was brave, but predictable, Republican stuff. Feel better now? How about that blowback that says you don’t know what you’re talking about?

I agree with Andrew Sullivan. You don’t seem to understand cap and trade or acknowledge even one of the imperatives of having one in the first place.

Yes we need to drill responsibly, yes we need lower taxes. But America needs to innovate to survive the effects of stagnation and debt.  We need to start making much more than oil when it comes to energy. You don’t seem to understand that as well.

We can’t drill our way out of this hole.  We can’t tax our way out either.  So don’t get your knickers in a knot about Obama and his plans to pick your pocket.  Or waste time trying to cut us chattering nabobs down to size with your seething pen.  Ain’t gunna happen, sweetie.  We are all in this together, even if we’re worlds apart. Some of us are actually focused on solutions to what ails us. And some aren’t. They’re too busy pointing fingers.

Let’s chat about that, shall we?

VISITOR ANALYSIS
Referring Link http://www.google.com/search?q=jay toups&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Host Name rdbk-14558.mtaonline.net
IP Address 72.35.116.44
Country United States
Region Alaska
City Wasilla
ISP Mta Solutions
Returning Visits 1
Visit Length 5 mins 14 secs
VISITOR SYSTEM SPECS
Browser Firefox 3.0.1
Operating System
Resolution Unknown
Javascript Enabled

Navigation Path

Date Time WebPage
14th July 2009 03:55:10 www.google.com/search?q=jay toups&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
www.jaytoups.com/
14th July 2009 04:00:24 www.google.com/search?q=jay toups&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
www.jaytoups.com/

Chris Waddell on Slickrock Trail, Moab, Utah

What can a middle-aged paraplegic athlete do that most walking people can’t even dream of, let alone do?

Chris Waddell, shown here with his Lightfoot-built handcycle on Utah slick rock, is planning and training to summit Mt. Kilimanjaro, the highest freestanding mountain on earth, on this handcycle in August.

Lightfoot Cycles is a local bike manufacturer specializing in recumbents and trikes. Check them out!

Enjoy what could well be our last few months of culturally reinforced American insularity and relative plenitude. But at least put this bit of news in your pipe and smoke it in the meantime.  Talk about it with family and friends. Or start digging up your backyard to grow some veggies.

I’m a happy guy despite how it may appear, but I am concerned about our economic situation. And I’m sure you probably are as well. If you aren’t concerned yet, you will be, even if you are a filthy rich redneck living off the grid at the end of your private road.

I think Americans across the board are about to experience a whole new world of hardship and economic pain that is incomprehensible to most of us at this juncture. I really hope not, but I’m not going betting against this out of control economic freight train.

“Barack Obama, and the criminal class on Wall Street, aided by a corporate media that continues to peddle silly video moments, fatuous gossip and trash talk as news while we endure the greatest economic crisis in our history, may have fooled us, but the rest of the world knows we are bankrupt. And these nations are damned if they are going to continue to prop up an inflated dollar and sustain the massive federal budget deficits, swollen to over $2 trillion, which fund America’s imperial expansion in Eurasia and our system of casino capitalism. They have us by the throat. They are about to squeeze.”

Link to Truthdig article.

So what’s the big problem? The rest of the world’s leading nations are actively dumping the dollar as reserve currency. What does this mean? How about the end of the American way of life. The end of American hegemony. The end of rampant militarization.  And possibly much, much worse.

When we elected Barack Obama, I was hopeful until I realized (again) that the problems which ail our country are fatal flaws that no politician can possibly fix. We are beyond broke. But of course, Obama’s good at fixing small problems with a single swat.

We are to put it mildly, screwed. Don’t say you didn’t know or believe the worst was still in front of you, read the article and get ready for the next economic crapstorm.

Hide me as a friend if you don’t like the topic. Or thank me later after you acknowledge that nobody you know is really talking about what’s going to happen next in this country. It’s called denial.

Or don’t thank me at all. But at least try to remove as much of yourself from the tracks as you can or you might get squashed flat like a Lincoln cent or smushed like the fly in the vid.

Everything Americans think they know, they learned from a televised morality play. It’s all theater. You root for some good guy and boo some bad guy. You pick your own, but you dance to the tune of the men running the show. It’s mind control, pure and simple, and if there is an American immune to it, then he is probably living in a snow cave somewhere in Alaska.

- Gypsy Joe Hess (1919-1988), prospector, self-educated philosopher and horse trader

Source: Joe Bageant

We are supposedly a God-fearing country. You may or may not be a God-fearing person. But there’s something even more fearful going on right before our very eyes: the crumbling of America’s economic foundation.

The United States economy is in freefall across all sectors. Banking. Finance. Insurance. Housing. Commercial Real Estate. Automobiles. Auto Parts. Retail. Fast Food. We are sliding into a bottomless chasm of long-term debt from which we may never recover. America and its people are being led off an economic cliff by horribly stupid politicians, anachronistic budget policies, and a preoccupied, mostly clueless electorate.

Americans saw $1.3 trillion of wealth vaporize in the first quarter of 2009 alone, as the stock market and home values continued to decline, according to the flow of funds report by the Federal Reserve released Thursday.

I believe America needs to do an about face and invest in peace for any real positive change to occur in our country’s direction. I don’t believe we should invest heavily in the tools of war and expect our desperate economic and environmental situations to improve.

Why do we insist on digging America’s hole deeper? Is this the real American Way? Why will we burn through more than 600 billion dollars on military expenditures in 2009? Look at the difference between the USA and its nearest-spending military and economic “rival” China. That 522 billion dollar differential could solve a lot of problems in this country. And to keep us all safe, we’d still be at parity with China’s military budget.

Another way to look at this militarized rape of the country’s budget?

Add the figures for the next 9 countries and you get 476.4 billion. That’s right, America spends more on planes, guns, bullets, grunts and combat boots than the entire rest of the world combined.

This is not the kind of momentum America needs or can afford. We need to secure our borders here at home and invest in domestic programs that result in greater economic security. We need to stop the bleeding and start healing our national psychosis. We can claim there are bad guys out to get America, but the baddest, most dangerous guys are the folks in Washington selling us all up the river without a paddle.

President Obama, are you listening? You better listen, that’s why we elected you and not that other guy.

Top 10 military spenders in 2008 ($bn)

1. USA 607
2. China 84.9
3. France 65.7
4. UK 65.3
5. Russia 58.6
6. Germany 46.8
7. Japan 46.3
8. Italy 40.6
9. Saudi Arabia 38.2
10. India 30

These are conservative estimates, putting America’s military expenditures at about 36 percent of our annual budget. Some watchdog organizations peg US military spending at 54 percent of the US Budget for 2009. That’s 1.449 trillion dollars!

At what point will the straw break the camel’s back, President Obama? Congress? The middle class can only take so much. Will you raise my taxes to pay the interest on the national debt? I hear my share will soon be $155,000.

Send me a bill. I dare you.

Source:  Yearbook on Armaments, Disarmament, and International Security published by the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (Sipri)

crowd_zachparrish081206

Come to my house for a very special concert on Friday night.

Last night I spent at least an hour swapping messages with a new friend on Facebook who happens to be the daughter of an interesting woman who lives nearby. I mentioned an upcoming concert featuring an internationally known fingerstyle guitar player at the absolute top of his game. And that she and her mother would be most welcome to attend. (This is outer Montana, very rural; every seat is a great seat, and every seat with a paying person in it counts. Which is why I work hard to sell the events. They wouldn’t happen otherwise.)

The artist in question is a music industry legend who fills concert halls and listening rooms and music festivals and who delights and thrills his audiences with every thumb-busting performance he gives. All over the world. This artist could easily win a place on a list of the top guitar players who have ever lived. At least among followers of fingerstyle guitar.

No kidding. This artist is easily a world-class performer, composer and musician, by any credible measure. One Google search would provide all the artist credibility needed to validate a decision to see the artist. But we’re not talking about what is credible here.

My new Facebook friend’s incredible ensuing interrogatory was predictable for someone who was looking—first and foremost—for a way out of “having to” attend a concert with an artist she did not yet know. She wasn’t interested in what she could learn about the artist by simply showing up, putting her butt in a seat and digesting every juicy moment of the show with the artist less than 8 feet away.

My Facebook pal wanted to know more about the artist: did he sing? Or does he “just” strum?

Continue reading »

Seems as if America would like to just forget the horror of September 11, 2001 altogether.  But amid growing worldwide skepticism of the veracity of the US government’s official report, it seems a lot of people are refusing to give up searching for credible answers to the baffling events of that fateful day.

9-11 Truthers are generally credible professionals (chemists, architects, explosives experts, physics professors, etc.) with a range of skills trying to prove scientifically that the US government’s official 9-11 story is, at least, wildly inaccurate, and at most, a cover-up of a grotesque travesty of justice unrivaled in human history, and needs to be thoroughly reinvestigated.  I’m inclined to agree. What about you? Is it time to take a fresh look at what happened on September 11?

Woman misses flight. Woman flips out. Woman doesn’t want to have a nice day.

Go Obama Go Tenacity

After 8 grueling years we’ve finally got a new president, and with a new attitude that has “can do” all over it. Time for Republicans and Democrats to roll up their sleeves and pitch in to create the solution, which will doubtless be wildly expensive.

God Bless Barack Obama and the United States. We gwine ta need it.

Related: Here’s a nice mashup of obamaiconme posters by Reilly Morse complete with a great version of Allen Toussaint singing “Yes We Can (Can)”. Reilly’s the handsome chap at the end of the vid.

Here’s a wonderful video of a complex musical instrument that generates music entirely through mechanical means, reputedly built by John Deere and eventually destined for the Smithsonian.  Alas, ’tis but a very clever computer animation and its reported existence is definitely an urban legend.

Perhaps as much as $50 billion evaporates and Bernie Madoff is out of jail on house arrest and a pathetic $10 million dollar bail? Awaiting trial in the comfort of his Manhattan apartment? Yep.

The size of this swindle and the scope of injury and injustice wreaked on investors by one man is breathtaking. And he’s free for the moment at least.

This guy’s sitting in his Easy Boy about now sippin’ his favorite cognac and smoking cigars while having his feet massaged. Yet when some hard luck dude sticks a holdup note under a bank teller’s nose and flees with a wad of cash he goes straight to jail, and no bail.

Meanwhile his lawyers are banking hours and plotting their next moves to keep Bernie Madoff’s sentence as light as possible.

Enjoy your remaining days of freedom, Mr. Madoff. Savor it. Fret about it. It should be a rich experience. Very rich.

Link to Bloomberg article.

Here’s wishing you a happy, healthy and more prosperous 2009!

happynewyear2008

Photo taken last summer from our deck by Monica Campbell.

Yes last year was a real bummer. But any year when you don’t die is a good year. And in 2008 I managed to tempt fate twice: breaking my left wrist in March and spending 7 weeks in a cast, and then a heart attack in June that nearly did me in.

Thanks to quick action by Michael Campbell,  a wonderful local chef, friend and neighbor, I’m still alive. And thanks to God, dumb luck, and karmic providence, for simply being in the right place at the right time. I could easily have keeled over in front of this infernal machine out here in the deep woods, but I just happened to be in town 20 miles away when it happened. I’ve been working from home for over 11 years now. I’m like never in town. But I was on that fateful day. Yay! How cool is that? Very cool. Dying and then being brought back to life is an experience unlike any other. Like winning the lottery or something huge like that.

So if you’re going to keel over, try to be fortunate enough to keel over where there are people nearby. Hopefully with the skills and strength required to apply CPR and mouth to mouth resuscitation if necessary, and for as long as it takes for the ambulance to arrive. Good luck because those skills, like most real skills, don’t grow on trees. Ask 50 people if they know CPR and you might find one person who received basic training at some point.

How close did I come to the great mystery of the hereafter and forevermore? You be the judge, read the newspaper coverage.

I’m enjoying the bonus period, and have been deeply humbled and changed for the better by the experience.

That’s a good thing.

I’ve been playing guitar for 40 years with two hands. That’ s hard enough. But this guy plays guitar with his feet, and oh so very well!

Who is Bernard Madoff? Be glad you don’t have investments with this larger than life thief (and former NASDAQ Chairman), because this is one serious financial psychopath. Link to FT article.

In 2007, Americans were using an estimated 694.4 billion credit cards with Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover logos, according to the Card Industry Directory. Link to Reuters article.

In Dubai, Versace is building a refrigerated beach to complement its gleaming new hotel, Palazzo Versace. Amazing what some companies will do for money, even at great expense to the planet’s environment. Link to Times Online article.

Here’s what happened to Florida: Condominium complexes, Delray Beach, FL Photo: Digital Zen
Read more at Cracker Boy, and for more non-MSM coverage don’t miss Eye On Miami.


This pic was forwarded to me by Jack Herbert. I assume it was taken in Montana; I have no idea who took it, but it’s fabulous. Looks like the eagle won the battle for the carcass.

Family faces eviction for loud night prayers

Aug 17, 10:26 AM (ET)

BERLIN (Reuters) – A seven-member family faces eviction from an east Berlin apartment tower after neighbors complained about loud prayer sessions that keep the whole building awake at night, a German newspaper said Thursday.

“I really don’t want to disturb the neighbors but the high volume is needed in the battle against the devil,” Pierre D., the 42-year-old father of the Christian family, told Bild newspaper. He is fighting an eviction order in court.

Neighbors told Bild the screams and singing that are part of the family prayers in the second storey sometimes begin at 2:30 a.m. and can be heard all the way up to the fifth floor.

“We have to work in the morning and need our sleep,” said taxi driver Horst Berghahn, who lives on the third floor. He said he asked the family to lower the volume several times since they moved into the building 10 months ago but to no avail.

If you’ve never looked into the military use of “DU” and want to better understand its devastating short and long-term effects, watch the Army’s own DU training video for starters.

If you think DU is a problem only where and when it is used as a weapon, and our government is telling the whole truth when it says there’s nothing to worry about if handled correctly, see what Gulf War Veterans have to say about it, because they were the first to know and pay the price.

SINGAPORE (Reuters) – A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed mimicking a rock star that he flew out of a third floor window to his death, a Singapore newspaper reported Wednesday.The Straits Times said Li Xiao Meng, a 16-year-old from China who was studying at Singapore’s Hua Business School, was a keen musician who liked to jump up and down while playing his guitar in his hostel room.

“But on November 17 he took things a bit too far,” the newspaper said, reporting on a coroner’s court findings.

Ruling death by misadventure, the court said evidence “points to the deceased unintentionally falling out of the window to his death when he was hyped up with exhilaration, jumping up and down on the bed placed against an open window while mimicking a rock guitarist.”

Normally the windows were locked, the newspaper said, but students sometimes forced them open so they could smoke, something prohibited by the hostel.

Grizzly 346: Her story begins in Yellowstone

The blood sport of “bait and wait” bear hunting is barbaric. At least one hunter regretted his actions, but not before murdering a grizzly sow and its cub, destroying their radio collar, and being arrested.

Here’s a first-person account of the devastation and personal trials caused by Hurricane Katrina. It’s a compelling read (PDF) from Lawdragon Magazine about my lifelong friend Reilly Morse, an attorney in Gulfport, Mississippi who lost his legal office to Hurricane Katrina.

Hamilton Performing Arts Center, January 14, 2006

The Hot Club of San Francisco quintet performs a lively style of acoustic stringed instrument music known as Gypsy Jazz, popularized in the 1930s by Django Reinhardt. I found the quintet’s performance to be at times a little too understated, yet always elegant and charming, with lots of gorgeous notes and arpeggios…coming mainly from the lead guitarist and the violinist. The two ‘rhythm guitar’ players were the pack mules of the show, laying down the trademark ‘chop-chop-chop’ rhythms to support the two soloists.

The group opened with a couple of tunes by Django and then accompanied several short black and white films from the early 1900s, many of which featured innovative animation techniques that have since become common in the film industry. A contemporary of Charlie Chaplin, Charles Powell was the writer/director/actor in several of the short films.

Good stuff, and kudos to HPAC for bringing HCSF to town. Peter Ostroushko is coming up, and I highly recommend taking in his show. Peter is the former musical director of A Prarie Home Companion, a great violinist and mandolinist, and a lively stage presence. He’ll be appearing with Arkady Yushin, classical guitarist, Friday, April 7th.

For more information about the Hot Club of San Francisco, visit their web site.

One could easily assume this to be a picture of the devastating tsunami in Asia in late 2004. It’s actually the coast of Mississippi Louisiana, at the very height of Hurricane Katrina storm surge around 1 p.m., August 29, 2005. (Poster’s note: I was 1/2 mile from the beach in Gulfport for this frightful storm and glad I couldn’t see the waves coming ashore.)

Thanks to Susan Rayborn of Sumrall, Mississippi for providing this great shot! According to Susan the picture was reportedly taken by a nun from the grounds of Our Lady of the Gulf Catholic Church in Bay St. Louis. The image is one of a series captured by Don McClosky, manager of Entergy’s Michoud power plant in New Orleans. Mr. McClosky rode out the storm at the power plant, from which he snapped pictures of the storm surge.

More info here and here.

Swine in Washington Expand Size of Trough

Congress helped itself to a $3,100 annual pay increase on Friday, and then postponed work on bills to curb spending on social programs and cut taxes to go on a two-week vacation. This brings the average ‘rank and file’ compensation for a Congressman or Senator to $165,200. And both parties endorsed the raise, almost unanimously.

Before leaving on vacation they also approved a measure to increase our national debt to $8 trillion. That’s “just” $27,000 for you, me, and every other taxpaying citizen of this miserable country.

Why did I say miserable instead of great? A great country’s leadership would balance its books a priori, not put the country’s entire future at risk by ignoring fiscal imperatives. This is sickening stuff, made even more dangerous because Republicans in particular have made no effort to rein in spending. Where will it end?

Senators and Congressman, and George W. Bush: If you’re going to continue to fuck with me and everyone else who pays taxes and actually makes a living by being productive at something, I’m going to scream ever more loudly. You don’t deserve a civil response or pleasant tone of voice. Judging by the results of your representation of our national interests, you all deserve to hang. Democrat or Republican, this is bad politics.

Have a nice vacation, you gilded assholes.

Everything porous that got wet in the storm was trashed.  That included pianos. Even the huge building in the background. The Armed Forces Retirement Home was demolished after the storm because the foundation was compromised by the surge. I grew up 400 feet north on the other side of this building, separated from it by a set of railroad tracks on a raised bed about 30 feet above sea level. The surge actually sloshed over the tracks at the height of the storm.

HYDERABAD, India (Reuters) – Tax defaulters in southern India are being forced to face the music after city authorities hired drummers to play non-stop outside their homes until they pay up.

After many residents ignored repeated demands to settle overdue property taxes. authorities in a city in Andhra Pradesh state have sent 20 groups of drummers to play outside offenders’ houses for the past week.

“They put up a spectacle outside the houses of defaulters, draw them out and explain their dues to them and the need to clear it at the earliest,” said T.S.R. Anjaneyulu, municipal commissioner of Rajahmundry city.

“They don’t stop until people agree to clear the dues.”

The city, owed a total of 50 million rupees ($1.15 million), had been at its wits’ end after sops like waiving interest and penalties had failed to recover the arrears.

The new method seems to be working, though. One week of incessant drumming has cleared 18 percent of the backlog.

Cool. Maybe drummers in the US can find work with their local government revenue offices…

Check out one of the best breakdance performances I’ve ever seen. Scott Wills from England defies all the laws of physics.

The problem with jumping to conclusions…

A woman broke both legs when she jumped up and down to complain about loud music in the flat below hers. Toni Lynn Lycan, 44, lost her temper when her neighbour in an apartment block in Ridgefield, Washington, increased the volume of his stereo. She shouted at Allen Haines, 27, to turn it down, but he grabbed a broom and banged it on his ceiling. The infuriated Lycan then jumped up in the air and slammed both feet on the floor – hard enough to break both legs about four inches below the kneecap. The injuries were discovered when police officers were sent to the apartments. (Lifted from Associated Press pages)

Unbelievable. Last week I received an autographed photo of George W. and Laura Bush thanking me for being a part of their campaign to steal another election. Nothing could be further from the truth. George, you really do suck. (Laura, I’m sure you do too.)
Picture coming soon.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Fcuknig amzanig huh?

©1997-2011 Jay Toups :-)